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Ad in Guadalajara Reporter this week. An older woman, looking disappointed, caption "Turned down entry to a store this week?" Time to visit Dr. so and so, a local plastic surgeon, then all the age reversing treatments he offers.

 I thought it was quite clever.

 

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10 minutes ago, CHILLIN said:

Ad in Guadalajara Reporter this week. An older woman, looking disappointed, caption "Turned down entry to a store this week?" Time to visit Dr. so and so, a local plastic surgeon, then all the age reversing treatments he offers.

 I thought it was quite clever.

 

Are you thinking about getting a procedure?

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20 hours ago, gringohombre said:

Are you thinking about getting a procedure?

I should. My eye brows are light blonde and they do not cover my many facial scars with stitches. I look like a retired pirate of the high seas. Not surprising, since my great great great grandfather was the Dreaded Pirate William Powley. He was a true pirate, not a privateer (licensed to rob enemy ships). He would rob privateers too. He had, and still has many enemies. I am the last male in his bloodline and a target of many pirate attacks. There are many more pirates today than there was in his time. If I got a wooden leg instead of a knee replacement, the effect would be perfect. I learned from my grandfather that you don't have be a bad a$$ if you look like a bad a$$! Now to find a tri corner hat...and an AK47.

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I went to an excellent plastic surgeon in Guadalajara, had the procedure but was later turned off afterwards by the co-coordinator who is an ex-pat and convinces you to try all sorts of anti-age treatments.  Why have a facelift and spend thousands to again spend mucho dinero on such as the vampire facelift, creams, etc.? 

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This might be an option but unfortunately I think I've reached the point where I need someone who can jack up my butt and roll a whole new body underneath.

:D 

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On 2/12/2021 at 11:03 AM, CHILLIN said:

I should. My eye brows are light blonde and they do not cover my many facial scars with stitches. I look like a retired pirate of the high seas. Not surprising, since my great great great grandfather was the Dreaded Pirate William Powley. He was a true pirate, not a privateer (licensed to rob enemy ships). He would rob privateers too. He had, and still has many enemies. I am the last male in his bloodline and a target of many pirate attacks. There are many more pirates today than there was in his time. If I got a wooden leg instead of a knee replacement, the effect would be perfect. I learned from my grandfather that you don't have be a bad a$$ if you look like a bad a$$! Now to find a tri corner hat...and an AK47.

That's awesome CHILLIN!  I figured you come from good, solid stock!

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On 3/5/2021 at 4:56 PM, Mainecoons said:

This might be an option but unfortunately I think I've reached the point where I need someone who can jack up my butt and roll a whole new body underneath.

:D 

Here you go MC....not that I'm calling you a slug or anything....if you get this figured out....let us know!    🙂

Video: Sea slugs self-decapitate and regrow whole body - The Globe and Mail

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On 3/12/2021 at 10:28 PM, pedro malo said:

That's awesome CHILLIN!  I figured you come from good, solid stock!

You can't determine what is BS from somebody who flings it around with regularity-eh!

pedro kertesz

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