Oatsie Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 A photographer on vacation in Orlando was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis , Washington DC , Philadelphia , Boston and New York . In every church he saw the same golden telephone With the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call.' The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?’ The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.' 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guiness Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 38 minutes ago, Oatsie said: A photographer on vacation in Orlando was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. 'O.K., thank you,' said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis , Washington DC , Philadelphia , Boston and New York . In every church he saw the same golden telephone With the same '$10,000 per call' sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '40 cents per call.' The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?’ The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local call.' I love it! God's Country. 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakeside7 Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 So where does God go in the winter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guiness Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 North Pole, with Santa! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudgirl Posted July 20, 2020 Report Share Posted July 20, 2020 6 hours ago, lakeside7 said: So where does God go in the winter Skiing and snowboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Solar Posted July 21, 2020 Report Share Posted July 21, 2020 13 hours ago, lakeside7 said: So where does God go in the winter Probably wherever she or he wishes! 😉 Our phoning friend may have to "let their fingers do the walking" for awhile longer, however....unless they can convince the CBSA that calling "upstairs" is an essential trip reason..... https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/coronavirus-canada-border_ca_5f0da120c5b648c301ef6d8b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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