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It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story but, if it snows, make snowballs and throw them at everyone.

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We all get heavier as we get older because
there's a lot more information in our heads.
So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent
and my head couldn't hold any more so it
started filling up the rest of me!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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Three guests check into a hotel room. The manager says the bill is $300, so each guest pays $100. Later the manager realizes the bill should only have been $250. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $50 as five ten-dollar bills to return to the guests.

On the way to the guests' room to refund the money, the bellhop realizes that he cannot equally divide the five ten-dollar bills among the three guests. As the guests are not aware of the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $10 back and keep $20 as a tip for himself, and proceeds to do so.

As each guest got $10 back, each guest only paid $90, bringing the total paid to $270. The bellhop kept $20, which when added to the $270, comes to $290. So if the guests originally handed over $300, what happened to the remaining $10?

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