tomsteele Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 You know Heather, if that really is your name, any form of nudity is sinful in the eyes of God and joyous to the eyes of satan! It does not matter if it is frontal, backal, or sidle. God does not want to see your body. I know this because when I was in Barcelona I went to see the church and they would not let me in because I was wearing shorts. They said I had to buy a scarf to put around my legs to enter. Luckily they had scarves on sale at the door or I could have offended God and maybe the whole heavenly host. My quest is to save the good people of this community from serving a long sentence in HE double hockey sticks! Get serious "Heather", if that is your real name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkrause Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Well, Tom (if that's your real name)... Maybe the church in Barcelona knew you were coming, which is why they brought out the scarves. Perhaps it was just YOUR body they didn't want to see. Heather (Yep, real name) PS. The Canadians in our area might be insulted by your insinuation that their favorite sport ("double hockey sticks") has anything to do with your plans for protesting this fine film! You should take care that you're not run over by a Canadian wheelbarrow pusher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsteele Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just do not want to refer to that place where you and all the others involved in that film will go - known by the Greeks as Had*s! And it wasn't the church that didn't want to see my legs below my shorts, it was GOD! *sheesh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebeads Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I just do not want to refer to that place where you and all the others involved in that film will go - known by the Greeks as Had*s! And it wasn't the church that didn't want to see my legs below my shorts, it was GOD! *sheesh* At first I thought your post was just being humorous, but you ARE serious. OMG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVGRINGO Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 And what did the voice of that god sound like? Male or female? What language? What appearance; clothed or naked? What make was the vehicle the god used to come to you? Or, was it a wheelbarrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gringal Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 And what did the voice of that god sound like? Male or female? What language? What appearance; clothed or naked? What make was the vehicle the god used to come to you? Or, was it a wheelbarrow? I don't think anyone posting lately didn't have their tongues firmly planted in their cheeks. It's been fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bennie2 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 i for one was sincere, solo as usual. played along w/mr. steele for a while, untill it got out of hand. enjoy. birds of a feather flock together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbviajero Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 i for one was sincere, solo as usual.He really had you going there for a while,didn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 This thread itself is like a Zombie. Can nothing make it die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xena Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Well, people are keep reading it and commenting on it, so how can it die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thevalerieleigh Posted September 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I must admit I've enjoyed this from afar! I do hope those who haven't yet had the opportunity to screen the film "Thriller in Ajijic" to give it a try. We are hoping to do an additional screening once the Snowbirds arrive. Also looking to enjoy the screening at the cinemas in Plaza Bouganbilla with comfy chairs, full screen, full HD quality, etc. Once again, we intend to donate funds to la Cruz Roja! The Premiere event sent 16,000 pesos to Cruz Roja Chapala. Bring your wheelbarrows and/or full support and join us! Also, rehearsals are well underway for those local Zombies wishing to participate in the Annual "Thrill the World" event. Elliott, our Queen Zombie, has planned, coordinated and orchestrated this event for many years now. We need to break our record from last year of 110 local Zombies! Come join us to learn the Michael Jackson choreography on Wed. and Sat. The actual worldwide event is set for the last Sat. in October. I'll post details as things progress. Come JOIN us! It's good fun! Valerie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bennie2 Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 viajero how you ever heard of the gracie allen style? steele was outed after the 1st post, i saw his "content" on his profile. duh. i played straight anyway. (untill everyone knew he was pro movie). thats the least i can do for the red cross. the silent minority is the most powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkrause Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I might mention (on a serious note)... Cruz Roja is having some financial trouble at the moment, and Dr. Sam Thelin has put together a crowdfunding site to help raise additional funds for operating costs. Whether you're for or against Zombies and bare bottoms, you might consider sending a few pesos their direction. Another showing of "Thriller in Ajijic" will be very beneficial in sending them some help, but that won't be happening for a bit. If interested, the funding site is located here: http://www.gofundme.com/f3xfzs Dr. Thelin indicates that it's actually better to donate directly through their own website, as more of the funds get to the final destination (the GoFundMe site is supplemental). You can find their online donation page here: http://www.cruzrojachapala.com/helpus.htm And, of course, joining the Ajijic Zombies will help as well. They do a fantastic job each year of raising money through sponsorships and donations as they participate in the world-wide dance event. You can find details about the event, how to learn the dance, and full info about becoming one of the Zombie Horde at the local website: http://ttwajijic.blogspot.mx/ We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion on Zombies, righteous indignation, nudity, and wheelbarrows... Carry on! Heather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsteele Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 RVGringo, you think you had me right.? Well the voice of God is a male, it's deep and resonant and he speaks English, but with a Jamesian accent. You know, he uses a lot of thees and thous. So now you know I am sane and have heard the words of God the Father Almighty in heaven! He sounds a bit like James Mason... So know that you know, will you avoid going to this shameful picture show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xena Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Well, God speaks to me too and she said, "Go see that movie and enjoy. I did not give you a sense of humor for nothing." She also said to get the popcorn with the butter on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVGRINGO Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Shhhhh. Nothing but silence. Waiting for zombies, gods, geriatrics, any kind of speech. Oh, a noise! COHETES! Not a lightening bolt, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johanson Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Tom I was at the Christian Men's and women's lakeside Thursday Morning breakfast last Thursday and none of those I spoke to had ever heard of you and thought some of your comments funny as do I. So please keep on entertaining us and come with all of us to the film. Doing so will not upset the lord. Now if you are a radical Muslim there may be an issue here. So please keep up your fun posts and join us next Thursday at the nondenominational Christian breakfast at 9 at the Sunrise Café. I bet we could even arrange to have you give a talk on why you think God would not like it if any of us go see this great film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkrause Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Well, God speaks to me too and she said, "Go see that movie and enjoy. I did not give you a sense of humor for nothing." She also said to get the popcorn with the butter on it. Butter??!! All I've ever seen is botana sauce for the popcorn. Who do you have to know to get butter?? Heather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xena Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Heather, through God all things are possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkrause Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 What are His hours at the concession stand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsteele Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Xena, you are right, through HIM all things are possible, even butter. hkrause can laugh all he likes but God has HIS eye on him!!! (I have it on good authority that hkrause is a German man). You are wrong about the "she" thing though. In the Bible it states that God is a man. You might be hearing a woman's voice because you are a woman? See, sometimes he uses your voice to speak to you so you don't get too frightened, so it will sound like you are speaking to yourself. In Abraham's case he used his baritone manly voice because he needed to get Abraham to sacrifice his son, but he was only messing with him... he didn't really want the boy back in heaven, he just wanted to see if Abraham had his priorities in order: Number 1: God, Number 2: Family, not the other way around. By the way, that is a lesson to you all. Johanson, I will be at the film if they ever decide when they are going to show it, but I will be there with my wheelbarrow to protest this evil movie, so that all can see I disagree with having someone give a family blessing from the depths of a wheelbarrow (like they do in the movie!) Tell the Christian Men's and women's lakeside Thursday Morning breakfast club not to come to the film and you too should avoid this travesty, this abomination, this... I am short of negative words right now because I just got up. Anyway, I have to go light some candles and say my morning payers before the flagellation. God bless you Johanson, for being a part of that club and eating breakfast with the Lord. You might come to the protest... we won't go in, but we will protest outside. Amalagandashinyandor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbviajero Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 I am short of negative words right now because I just got up. Amalagandashinyandor.Amalagandashinyandor right back at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gringal Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 Am I the only person on here who thinks this is becoming really, really tedious and far too involved with religious jibes aimed at who knows who? It used to be humorous. Now??? BTW, now that the local Red Cross has been shut down (see latest Guad Reporter), where is the donation going to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVGRINGO Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 It is only the Ajijic branch, or substation, that has been closed, due to financial considerations. Donations will continue to go to Cruz Roja, just as they always have. Keep on giving. They may save your life one day. They have no other source of income, other than donations...... Otherwise, you will wander the streets as a ZOMBIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bennie2 Posted October 5, 2014 Report Share Posted October 5, 2014 gringal, surprised? im not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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