Last Thursday (Nov 1st) I went to Guadalajara for my citizenship
exam. It was the end of a long process, that involved a trip to Mexico
city, numerous rewrites of my entrances and exits because the trips
logged by INS did not match my passport, and the final stumbling block
was that I had lost my permanente card back in 2014, so even though
I've been a permanente since they first came out, the date on the back
of my card was Feb. 2014, and unless the chief let me slide, I hadn't
been here for the requisite five years. Fortunately he did let me
slide after I produced a photocopy of my 2012 FM2. Now on the the
exam.
Since I'm over sixty (though I look 45) (hah) I did not have to take
the dreaded history exam. I could have never passed it either. I had
to take the language exam, which consists of reading about 4
paragraphs of Spanish text, answering 5 questions about it, and then
writing 3 sentences about a picture chosen at random from as set of
about fifty pictures. The total time for this test is ten minutes,
and you must get 5 out of 6 answers correct. Question 6 is the 3
sentences.
Now I can communicate pretty well in Spanish, as long as you don't
care about the gender of the noun, the tense of the verb, or whether
the adjectives agree with the noun in terms of gender and quantity.
Pretty much typical gringo Spanish, I'd say.
They made me read the "story" out loud, which was bad for me because
when I'm reading aloud I concentrate on pronouncing the words (more or
less) correctly and not on the meaning of what I am reading. After
reading it out loud, I quickly reread the story to myself. There were
a lot of words I didn't know. It was about some area in Mexico that
has a river with a dam and a bunch of endangered animals, and was
turned into a nature preserve. After reading it again, I still
couldn't answer the questions, so I matched the words in the question
with the text in the story. I understood what the question was
asking, but had to refer to the text to figure out the right answer.
This was somewhat non-trivial, and there were always several dependent
clauses referring to the gist of the question, so you had to
understand the question in order to pick the right clause. I really
took my time on this part, so that by the time I got to the picture I
only had about a minute and thirty seconds left.
The picture turned out to be the easy part, thanks to the magic of
three and four word sentences. I came up with:
1. Hay muchas luces.
2. La gente juegan futbol.
3. La mujer toma vino.
They weren't happy with sentence one, so I added arriba to the end and
then they were satisfied.
Everyone at the office was kind, encouraging, and helpful, but the
exam was a lot harder than I expected it to be.
So my advice is, read it out load as fast as possible. Don't try to
understand it but try to remember where in the text the "main ideas"
occur. Then go immediately to the questions, and look for the
corresponding text in the story. Now figure out what the question is
asking, and search the text for the answer to that question. One of
the 4 multiple choices answers will match pretty closely the answer
provided by the story. Don't worry about the picture. If you can use
Hay and conjugate ser in the present tense, you can always come up
with something.
After passing the test, I was told that in only three to six months I
can expect to receive my citizenship papers, provided they don't
change the rules between now and then.
Viva Mexico!
Henry Laxen