Ain’t Life Grand!

 

old-ladiesA group of 40-year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice arses.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was good and the wine selection was excellent.

Ten later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the Pacific.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and had an elevator.

Ten later, at 80 years of age, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. FINALLY! It was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never been there before.

 

 

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