The tour guide says
…and please don’t stare from neck to knees
Don’t be rude, don’t look askance
When touring nudist colonies.
To make this easier for you, please
Pretend they’re wearing skirts, pants,
And please don’t stare from neck to knees
Never let your vision freeze
On anybody’s elegance
When touring nudist colonies
And be sure it’s just the hand you squeeze
If they invite you to a dance,
And please don’t stare from neck to knees.
You won’t see any fripperies,
No lifts, no girdles, no implants
When touring nudist colonies,
But feel the natural harmonies,
Notice their insouciance
And please don’t stare from neck to knees
When touring nudist colonies.
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